who’s the boss guy!!!!!!!?
when the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.
the brain said, ” i should be boss beacuse i control the whole body’s responses and functions.
the feet said,” we should be boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go,”
the hands said,” we should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”
and so it went on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finaly the asshole spoke up. all the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. so the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs became to panic and the brain fevered. eventually they all desided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. all the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat out and passed the sh!t !
the moral to the story: you dont need brains to be a boss- any asshole will do.
I’ve heard it before, but it’s funny just the same!
That is funny. I think I may have heard it before, but it’s funny none-the-less.
hahaha nice
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I’ve heard that one before, but it’s good.
A somewhat similar one:
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars.”
“Why does that parrot cost so much?” the man wondered.
The owner replied, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.”
The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.
“That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.” Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.
“That one costs 2,000 dollars.”
“And what does that one do?” the man asked.
The owner replied, “To be honest, I’ve never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!”