i need to make my dark skin white!?

okay so i know what youre all thinking, “giiiirl you best be checkin yo self-esteem!” i know, but i need to do this for a video im shooting. now im not talking about a permanent type thing, just something i could slap on and wipe of a few hours later. yeah i know makeup could work, but ladies let’s face it, that shit gets expensive. so what would be the best and cheapest brand? is there anything out there that could make me whiter that isnt make up? and no i aint gonna use vagisil powder. Yes, I just said vagisil powder. Yes, thats been suggested to me. And yes, i’ve tried.